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funny conversation

Saturday, September 16, 2006

hmmm, came across this through an email. and since i have always find forwarding emails to ppl a chore, so i post it here. everyone can see here and have a lame good laugh! hahhaha.. dont you find forwarding ppl a chore too? you have to click on all the names. imagine, 50 peoples, then you got to click 50 times... that is so troublesome... one more thing, the scrolling, websites with long post, we have to scroll scroll scroll, horh! i dislike doing that... anyway, so here's the joke~~~

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

isnt this the miscommunication of speech? well, and i am someone who cannot receive information well without having some visual effects. i need sights to confirm the information, if not, most likely i will have problems depicting what is the main subject that you are trying to put through me. hence, i believe what i see, ALWAYS and its difficult to change my thinking if i were to witness it personally. ok craps! i wonder what i'm talking now...

anyway. here's another funny joke. from the list of mr. bean's joke, this is the best of all de liao. OH! another thing for sure, since this holiday, whenever i'm home, i never missed mr bean's show on teevee. be it animated or live one, i love them. its funny how dumb blur he is... hahahhah

DEATH OF HIS MOTHER*

Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

f lu t t er ing @ 4:15 PM :)